words and music by Dan Smullyan
mirror, have you ever seen a mug like this?
ain't i looking' good enough to hug and kiss?
i'm taken' every precaution from collar to cuff
no part of me i ain't washing' or sprayin' with stuff
she'll be hot for the chance
she'll be ripe for romance
after the dance
bought some polish for the car and man, it shines
swept the seats and took the time to plan my lines
i'm marchin' in like an army 'cause love is a war
her mom will think that i'm charming and sleep by the door [chorus]
i been waiting a lifetime just to be
with one as lovely as she
you can laugh guys, but you'll see
you're all gonna wish you were me...after the dance
fixed it with the band to play one slow and tight
Mr. Moonlight's shinin' full and low tonight
i've got a magical potion to put in her drink
she's gonna act on emotion forgetting to think [chorus]
(she'll yield to my advance/swept away by my glance/after the dance
she'll fall into a trance/make me think she's from France/after the dance
she'll be splitting' her pants with a widening' stance/after the dance)
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Last updated 27 July, 2015